Hey there,
This evening I put my taste buds in the hands of an old friend, Mr. Jamie Oliver, aka the Nude Chef, the Foe of Fat and the Londoner of Lore. Mr. Oliver's favorite nickname of mine for him is the second.
Tonight I made coleslaw a la Jamie, and now I really want a damn pulled pork sandwich. Poor planning on my part. Anyway, this blog can't always be about my feelings–my needs. Sometimes it has to be about your needs o' reader. Let this be a lesson to you. Before you make this recipe get some pulled pork barbecue.
Also, you might be wondering about the name of today's entry. Apparently my Father has applied for gun carry permit. Now, I would by no means say I am anti-gun. In fact, I fully support the shooting and sausage making of animals, so long as I am given some of the sausage. However, guns make me nervous, and my Father is not getting a license to carry so he can kill deer and mail me backstraps on ice from Tennessee. He has a different quarry in mind: the crackheads that hang out behind his office.
Kidding. He isn't hunting crackheads. That would be wrong, and this blog does not support that. However, there are crackheads behind his office, and they freak me out too. Apparently, he says having a gun makes him feel more safe from the crackheads. Well, ok. Not my cup of tea, but I guess it works for him.
Yet, the more I thought about it, the more I think he has a different motive in mind. I think he just wants a new hobby. He has a 357 sitting around from his Army days, and he got bored and wanted to shoot the gun. This got me thinking. My hobbies are pretty...pretty...pretty tame in comparison. I run, and I make coleslaw. That's about it. None of my hobbies involve doing something overtly manly and dangerous. I don't tackle quarterbacks or throw logs. I don't wrestle alligators or blow anything up. What, dear reader, is wrong with me?
I have decided that sometime soon I am going to do a feature only on dishes that might kill or harm me, i.e. fugu pufferfish or perhaps the mushrooms I found in the alley behind Poolside. So in honor of my new decision to cook and eat highly deadly foods, I renamed Jamie's rather innocuous recipe.
Coleslaw With a License to Kill.Recipes as follows:
Ingredients:
• 2 carrots, different colours if you can find them, peeled
• 1 bulb fennel, trimmed
Use at least 2 of the following:
• 3-4 radishes
• 1 light-coloured beetroot, peeled
• ½ a small celeriac, peeled
• 400g red and white cabbage, outer leaves removed (14 oz)
• ½ red onion, peeled
• 1 shallot, peeled
• 1 lemon
• Extra virgin olive oil ( 2 tbs)
• A handful of fresh soft herbs (use mint, fennel, dill, parsley and chervil), leaves picked and chopped
• 250ml yoghurt (8.5 oz, but just approximate it. I think I used 12 oz actually.)
• 2 tablespoons mustard
• Sea salt and freshly ground black pepper
Instructions:
Shred the carrots, fennel, and your choice of radishes, beetroot, turnip or celeriac on a mandoline, or use the julienne slicer in your food processor. Put the veg into a mixing bowl. Slice the cabbage, onion and shallot as finely as you can and add to the bowl. In a separate bowl, mix half the lemon juice, a glug of extra virgin olive oil, the chopped herbs, yoghurt and mustard. Pour this dressing over the veg and mix well to coat everything. Season to taste with salt and pepper and the rest of the lemon juice if you like.
Serve with pulled pork sandwiches. Mail a sandwich to William also.
For my version I used everything but the celeriac and the beet. If I had to do it again I would definitely add some beet. The flavor would have gone very well with the fennel. For the "soft herbs" I used fennel and flat leaf parsley. I think dill would have been nice, but the grocery was out. Also, if you don't have a mandoline or food processor with julienne slicer you can of course cut it by hand. Just takes a few minutes longer.
Here is Jamie's Pic:

Here's mine (His is prettier than mine. Jerk.):

Alright. Enjoy. It's quite a good recipe. Also, please check out my future posts this week on Shepard's pie and my new pizza stone (pizza probably included)!
-Will